A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, or,
A Floral-Pantsed Blogger Drinks Beer in Brooklyn
Magazines this fall were all like, ok, you can still wear florals, but they have to be printed on a DARK BACKGROUND, like NAVY or BLACK!! So I’m doing a good job of listening to magazines here, but check out this morning glory bush, wearing purple on green and just not giving a single fuq about Vogue’s opinion!! We should all aspire to be more like this morning glory bush as we go about our daily lives. A while ago, I was thinking, “Gee, I want a bulky orange-red sweater, in a weird shape, and it should be too big but also too small at the same time, and I want to wear it everywhere I go”. Then, on my way to go buy a $25 lipgloss (yes, on purpose), I passed an H&M, and there was the knit-o’-my-dreams, just hangin’ out in the window, so I bought it, and now I only take it off when I have my once-weekly coconut oil bubble bath. How effing serendipitous is that? I thought for sure I’d have to pay at least $6,000 to acquire an item this ugly!!
JUST DO WHAT THEY SAY!!!