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drinks at hotel vermont in burlington, vt.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:30:22 -0400

drinks at hotel vermont in burlington, vt.

@aschnitzz and I about to enjoy an eggs Benedict pizza....

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:05:17 -0400

@aschnitzz and I about to enjoy an eggs Benedict pizza. @nschnitzle we’ll save ya a piece know it’s yr fave 🍳🍕 (at American Flatbread)

i’m going to kill you, clover canyon.

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:01:05 -0400

i’m going to kill you, clover canyon.

Scary ass pansies

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:36:17 -0400

Scary ass pansies

A Closer Inspection // Check it out, I put on light blue...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:00:48 -0400

A Closer Inspection //

Check it out, I put on light blue eyeshadow like some kind of soft-lit Dolly Parton worshipper! #Accomplishments. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, something about color on my eyelids these days makes me uncomfortable. I used to wear MAD COLORS all over my eyes in my younger years, particularly purple, taking pride in my blending ability and rainbow-looking-ness. Now it’s all black eyeliner, all the time. Have I “lost my edge”? My makeup edge? It seems similar to how Madonna went from looking like this, to looking like she attended the Botox MILF School of Beauty in her later years. It’s too soon for me to go to that beauty school, guys. Too soon.

Got my @portovelo #somethingblue for this Long Island to Vermont...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:48:11 -0400

Got my @portovelo #somethingblue for this Long Island to Vermont wedding/graduation bonanza weekend.

hey internet friendz, give my blog feature on 365Hangers a peek!

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:30:29 -0400

hey internet friendz, give my blog feature on 365Hangers a peek!

Sunday, Fussy Sunday // This is what you look like when you try...

Thu, 16 May 2013 14:00:44 -0400

Sunday, Fussy Sunday //

This is what you look like when you try and reinvent the wheel on a perfectly fine Sunday afternoon. I don’t want to wear a skinny belt on the weekend! I don’t want to tuck anything in! That’s for the Monday - Friday (ok, Thursday, really) livin’. I do like orange and green together, and it’s hard to go wrong with a denim jacket, so I guess it’s got that going for it (the outfit, is it a person now?), but typically I like to roll a little more low-key on the last day I have before I go back to (MTV’s) The Grind. Kinda wish I could just go back in time and work on MTV’s The Grind for realz. I think these sunglasses would help me fit in.

Accidental “work” from home day. Thanks FedEx!

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:39:06 -0400

Accidental “work” from home day. Thanks FedEx!

Inner Werq-ings // Fashion tip #1.

Wed, 15 May 2013 13:00:49 -0400

Inner Werq-ings // Fashion tip #1.

Sorry I gotta take this. @xxdracoxx #makerbot #businesscats

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:55:18 -0400

Sorry I gotta take this. @xxdracoxx #makerbot #businesscats

This is a portable pill holder #girlzniteout #lunchbreak #sotrue

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:48:28 -0400

This is a portable pill holder #girlzniteout #lunchbreak #sotrue

First Looks // Full post and details up later this week kidz!

Tue, 14 May 2013 13:01:02 -0400

First Looks // Full post and details up later this week kidz!

This is a business meeting @snajczuk @biancarocksout (at HQ )

Sun, 12 May 2013 14:52:30 -0400

This is a business meeting @snajczuk @biancarocksout (at HQ )

What are these things, how do they work??!! Sometimes I feel...

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:00:49 -0400

What are these things, how do they work??!!

Sometimes I feel like my personal style is a little bit “cool Miami grandma”. Like, she’s a resident of Miami, definitely a grandma, but she’s got a kicky attitude and buys you stuff you actually want! If you were 21 (or 18, what the heck, she’s cool, right?) you guys would go somewhere swanky to sip gin and tonics or frosty glasses of a crisp white (she sprung for the bottle, better price per glass) after a shopping trip (somewhere that sells breezy caftans and cocktail rings, she knows the owner). This gold purse speaks to that type of lady, possibly because up until recently it belonged to my grandma.

been wearing this triangle necklace via Milly & Earl a lot
grandma-approved bag
easter-egg nails
a honker of a ring

White Tops, Color Pops // Embrodiered jacket, straw bag, big ass...

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:01:20 -0400

White Tops, Color Pops //

Embrodiered jacket, straw bag, big ass sunglasses - am I a fAuXhEmIaN yet?? Imma quote Icona Pop and letcha know that I - DON’T - CAHE - I - LOVE - this jacket. Seriously, just try to make me change out of this jacket on the weekend. I will have a scary, psycho meltdown and eat your face off if presented with the task of choosing something else to wear.** I’m not taking this off till June.

**This did not happen. Whatever my boyfriend says, he is lying, and should be ignored.

embrodiered jacket
white top (just have 50 white tops in your closet at all times)
high-waisted jeans
flat sandals
statement spectacles

“LOOK HUNGRY! HUNGRIER!!”

Thu, 09 May 2013 11:00:47 -0400

“LOOK HUNGRY! HUNGRIER!!”

Chairs chairs all types of chairs. Black white Puerto Rican...

Wed, 08 May 2013 19:57:16 -0400

Chairs chairs all types of chairs. Black white Puerto Rican Chinese chairs. @oh_anthonio @kfeigs (at NYDC)

Photo

Wed, 08 May 2013 13:00:42 -0400

First Looks // Full post, sketch and details up this week!

Tue, 07 May 2013 11:30:35 -0400

First Looks // Full post, sketch and details up this week!