Check it out, I put on light blue eyeshadow like some kind of soft-lit Dolly Parton worshipper!#Accomplishments. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, something about color on my eyelids these days makes me uncomfortable. I used to wear MAD COLORS all over my eyes in my younger years, particularly purple, taking pride in my blending ability and rainbow-looking-ness. Now it’s all black eyeliner, all the time. Have I “lost my edge”? My makeup edge? It seems similar to how Madonna went from looking like this, to looking like she attended the Botox MILF School of Beauty in her later years. It’s too soon for me to go to that beauty school, guys. Too soon.
This is what you look like when you try and reinvent the wheel on a perfectly fine Sunday afternoon. I don’t want to wear a skinny belt on the weekend! I don’t want to tuck anything in! That’s for the Monday - Friday (ok, Thursday, really) livin’. I do like orange and green together, and it’s hard to go wrong with a denim jacket, so I guess it’s got that going for it (the outfit, is it a person now?), but typically I like to roll a little more low-key on the last day I have before I go back to (MTV’s) The Grind. Kinda wish I could just go back in time and work on MTV’s The Grind for realz. I think these sunglasses would help me fit in.